Better never than late? I protest!

Okay, I’m a week late and a dollar short with this one. Who cares? They’re Republicans! Plus, Rick is fooling with the birther thing, Herman doesn’t know if he’s pro-choice or not and he also can’t remember how much he hates gays. So these guys are totally free game in my book.

So, why did Rick call Herman, and no one else, “brother” at the last debate?

Because Rick Perry flat-out loves Negroes.

Because Rick Perry is flat-out afraid of Negroes.

Herman=Hermano=Spanish for “brother”. Do I have to draw you a map?

Because Rick Perry flat-out loves pizza.

Because Rick Perry always talks that way to the help.

Actually, he was going for a Cain/Abel joke and he just didn’t enunciate it clearly.

Because he thinks all of the other candidates are “illegals,” Obama especially.

Because just looking at Herman Cain makes Rick want to get down. He can’t help it! It’s in his blood! There’s just something about a brother that makes Rick want to boogie!

Because Rick Perry knows that black men love to be called ‘brother.’ It’s the sort of innate cultural sensitivity that southerners have and the lamestream media don’t.

He was trying to make up for the Niggerhead thing and it came out wrong.

He was trying not to call him a wop and he overcompensated. The fact is, black men shouldn’t sell pizza. It’s too damn confusing.

Because Herman called him “white boy.” You just didn’t hear that part.