I just got an email promising the following: “2 delicious foods proven to reverse hair loss”!
Yes, it’s true, thanks to the ingenuity of an unnamed ingenious 48-year-old dude from East Providence, Rhode Island (where there are a lot of smart dudes), who’s discovered this rare enzyme that’s been screwing mankind over for lo these thousands of years. But that’s all in the past, man! From now on, they’ll be calling me “Lion’s Mane”!
