Legal humor here.
“You taught Achilles, huh? What did you teach him, how to eat oats?”
“You don’t get it. It’s supposed to be paradoxical.”
“I guess they didn’t tell you. We’ll be climbing over a razor blade. A very large razor blade.”
“It’s called mollusk power, homeboy.”
“Nymphs? Oh, Hell yes. I get a lot of nymphs. The damn shell drives them crazy. Chicks love what they can’t have. I guess you wouldn’t know about that.”
“Yeah? Well, you’d probably taste pretty good with garlic butter yourself. To a dog.”
“I hear you let guys ride on your back. That must be fun.”
“Hey, as long as we don’t go through France I don’t really give a damn. I mean, am I right or am I right?”
“You never met Aphrodite, huh? Well, let’s just say that she’s quite a lady. Quite a lady indeed.”
