Legal humor here.
“Don’t sweat it. He has the shtick, but we have the stick.”
“No, it’s Jerry Steinbrenner. A lot of people make that mistake.”
“His fast ball isn’t much, but his knuckler is a bear.”
“Make him cover first. He’s way slow off the rubber.”
“The thing you have to know about this guy is that you can’t outwait him.”
“I thought that ‘Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse’ stuff was football.”
“Damn Yankees. This is low, even for them.”
“Well, if he isn’t illegal, that damn robe sure is.”
“Hit it right back up the box. That’ll rattle his cage.”
“Sure he’s a legend, but he still puts on his pants one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. I mean, he would, if he wore pants. You’re not afraid of a guy who wears a dress, are you?”
