Legal humor here.
“No, I know I don’t get paid to whisper in your ear ‘Thou too art mortal’ and I’m deeply sorry if I said anything to suggest that I believed that I did.”
“Well, if you aren’t sitting on Madge’s get-well card, who is?”
“No, JB, a display case containing the skulls of your enemies wouldn’t be ‘too much’. It would be exactly what this office needs!”
“Would a pepperoni and mushroom turn that frown upside down?”
“Accounting says there’s no way they can expense fifteen 15-year-old virgins and wonders if you wouldn’t be happy with a goat for this year’s sacrificial offering.”
“You know, it’s that Frank Sinatra thing, ‘It’s witchcraft, wicked witchcraft, and although I know it’s strictly taboo’. I mean, it’s uptown, and so are you.”
“I think America wants to get to know the real Edward J. Cunningham, and I think 3D IMAX is definitely the way to go.”
“The thing is, no one knows exactly what it is you do.”
“I know you’ve been saying the iPhone is just a fad for the past five years. That’s why we’re starting to get worried.”
“Well, what does any of this have to do with me walking over hot coals? I mean, it all seems pretty extraneous.”