Legal humor here.
“I know it’s not pretty, but it’s real!”
“Oh, come on! That could be us in twenty years!”
“Gentrification breeds blowback, honey. It’s the price of urban homesteading.”
“It’s for their grandkids, for Christ’s sake! It’s not like they’re going out to buy crack!”
“I can’t help it. I’m a sucker for feisty.”
“Do you expect them to play shuffleboard 24/7?”
“We’ve given them money, but we haven’t given them meaning.”
“Well, honey, we’re only two blocks from Leisure World. This is their turf!”
“Look at it this way. We’re not being robbed. We’re buying an old lady a new hip!”
“He’s a businessman, honey. He only wants your money.”
