Legal humor here.
“Now, this one is for the big boys.”
“And with this little mother you can change channels on the moon.”
“At Big Boy, we take your television as seriously as you do.”
“You’ll never lose this fucker. Am I right, or am I right?”
“Sure your wife will hate it. But that’s a good thing.”
“This one lets you change plots as well as channels.”
“We’ve super-sized the entire video experience, from top to bottom.
“Let’s just say that with this model you instantly become the “Alpha Viewer” in your neighborhood, usurping all other remotes in a quarter-mile radius.”
“In case of natural disaster, it’s capable of generating both its own electricity and its own programming, so you’ll never be without entertainment.”
“No, it’s not a penis substitute, but it’s a hell of a penis supplement.”
