Legal humor here.
“Now we call this little sweetheart ‘Old Kill or Cure’. And you’ll never guess why.”
“Feeling listless and anemic, huh? Well, that’s about to change.”
“What the FDA don’t know won’t hurt ya, ya know what I mean?”
“Okay, get a grip on your jock. This one’s going to sting a little bit.”
“Say goodbye to Dr. Feelgood and say hello to Dr. Feelgreat!”
“Why go for an ounce of prevention when you can have a gallon?”
“Erectile dysfunction just met its match.”
“Okay, remember that scene in Pulp Fiction? Well, I’m John Travolta and you, you’re Uma Thurman. So hold on, girlfriend. It’s going to be a hell of a ride.”
“Welcome to Kenya Care, babycakes, and don’t blame me. I voted for Romney.”
“You could have kept your old health plan if it had had one of these babies in it.”
