Legal humor here.
“I think this whole ‘my clerk can beat your clerk’ thing has gotten way out of hand.”
“At this point, I would rather listen to Scalia sing show tunes.”
“Roberts just doesn’t know how to throw a party.”
“I don’t care what they come up with. Ping-pong is not a learned profession.”
“What do you mean the Supreme Court can’t declare a mistrial? We can declare anything we damn please.”
“Even if she wins, I don’t think a modified pencil grip deserves a patent.”
“We shouldn’t be hearing these damn product liability cases in the first place.”
“So far, the old ‘naked eye’ test is holding up pretty well.”
“Well, I don’t think a reasonable man would regard this as an acceptable method of discouraging frivolous suits.”
“‘Play or pay’ should not be part of contemporary jurisprudence.”
