Legal humor here.
“Just act natural. But remember, they’re extremely turf conscious.”
“They love a bargain, and they love their oolong.”
“It turns out they are social animals. There were just no coffee shops on the veldt.”
“Ix-nay on the ippo-hay jokes, s’il vous plaît.”
“Come January, this place will be nothing but elephants.”
“It turns out that whole opposable-thumb thing was way over-rated.”
“Apparently, that shift in the Swiss banking laws touched off a real migration.”
“This is nothing. You should see this place on ‘Scone Tuesday.’ It’s a real madhouse.”
“Don’t worry. They’ll be gone in a month. As soon as a place gets hot they drop it.”
“Whoever’s selling those time shares on Central Park West is making a killing.”
