Legal humor here.
“Laugh your ass off. When I get audited, I’ll get to keep the shell.”
“Because I’m a happening terrapin, that’s why.”
“I’ll go goddamn digital when I’m goddamn good and ready.”
“Shells are strong, but knowledge is stronger.”
“Because memory is the mother of all wisdom, mon frére.”
“Because I’m 125 and counting.”
“Sure, the shell is a mess, but my burrow is as neat as a pin. It’s all about priorities.”
“Can I help it if I’m ahead of evolution?”
“Because I’m sick of elephants getting all my ink. Tell Jumbo there’s a new terrapin in town.”
“Digital my ass! Digital is going down! Heartbleed is just the tip of the iceberg!”
