Legal humor here.
“The fixtures in this place have a mind of their own.”
“Apparently, there’s a five-minute time limit on everything.”
“As a matter of fact, this is the last of the hot water. And I’m damned well going to keep it, too!”
“If it has feet, stay away!”
“Lady, you can get my towel or you can see my ass. Now, which is it going to be?”
“No, you observed that my testicles were wrinkled, but you inferred that they were sad. There’s a big fucking difference.”
“Okay, okay, okay. Circumcision hath made his masterpiece. Now go get my fucking towel.”
“Are they supposed to do this?”
“Next time, I’ll pick the bed and breakfast.”
“The original is supposed to be in Monticello. I guess if you’re Thomas Jefferson you can get away with shit.”
