Legal humor here.
“Jesus, dad, your first lay must have been incredible!”
“Como se dice in Español, ‘Don’t quit your day job’?”
“Cole Porter must be turning over in his grave.”
“A Courtney Love you isn’t.”
“I’m guessing, the papa bear’s porridge was too hot!”
“Yeah, yeah, ‘Don’t do drugs, stay in school.’ Dad, I’m on the fucking honor roll!”
“Thank you for destroying every last shred of affection I had for Eine kleine Nachtmusik.”
“That was so cool! Now how about an extended version of Send in the Clowns?”
“Wow, dad! You are possessed of the spirit of Johnny Rotten! Wait’ll I tell the kids at school!”
“Okay! I will take out the fucking garbage! Every fucking day!”
