Legal humor here. All cartoons here.
“Damn straight it’s a camera, and its message is simple: Keep your hands to yourself, missie.”
“Yeah, I’m uplinking the whole schmear to Harvard. Because, basically, Harvard thinks I’m a happening dude.”
“When the booze starts flowin’, and the party starts goin’, I like to have a permanent record of these things.”
“Because nothing human is alien to me, that’s why. I prefer the original Latin, of course, but doubtless you would find that affected.”
“I’ve just taken the old ‘I am a camera’ thing and expanded it. But don’t ask me to be kind. I’ll be as kind as reality.”
“Yeah, I’m pretty much Andy Warhol without the wig. And you can get in on the ground floor.”
“Who will surveil the surveilers themselves? You’re lookin’ at him, sweetheart.”
“They’re reality goggles that allow me to see the unseen. I mean, when I’m in the mood for that sort of thing.”
“Yeah, it’s a camera, but I’m warning you right now. Fred Morris don’t do kinky.”
“Just think of it as ‘Pictures of Pictures at an Exhibition.’ Or is that too meta for your little bourgeois ass?”
