Legal humor here. All cartoons here.
“Okay! One more ‘That’s what she said,’ and Story Hour is over!”
“If you had learned to fetch in the first place, you wouldn’t get caught out like this.”
“Okay, you never met a captain named Ahab. Neither did I. And I never met a white whale named Moby Dick. But we’ve got two more days in this sucker, and unless you start practicing some goddamn suspension of disbelief pretty goddamn fast, I don’t think you’re going to make it.”
“I know Isabel Archer isn’t a giggling school girl. I’m simply trying to render her youthful effervescence.”
“Is anyone else getting tired of White Fang or is Mr. Henderson here the only naysayer?”
“If simple common courtesy is begging, then, no, I’m not ashamed to beg. Nor am I reluctant to adapt to my circumstances.”
“I don’t think it’s funny either, Ted, but we had been promising the girls a weekend getaway for a long, long time.”
“I know a McDonald’s has wi-fi. Does this look like a McDonald’s?”
“You shouldn’t have gotten so defensive. They ask everyone if they have worms.”
“No, the Summa Theologiae isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. But, frankly, it’s all we’ve got.”
