Legal humor here. All cartoons here.
“Let it be said that the battle against global warming began today at 9 AM in this very room.”
“Do I despise them? No. Do I think them capable of far more than they are giving? Yes.”
“Some day they will be free as we are free. But not now.”
“Okay, wearing Spring Romance is like running naked through a green, green field. Now make me feel that!”
“My testicles are free, and so is my heart.”
“‘We have nothing to hide! We have nothing to hide!’ Boy, are they going to be in for a surprise.”
“No, there are no bad ideas. And this was a great one!”
“So the IRS is gonna say, they’re probably gonna say, ‘Why are you all naked?’ And we’re gonna say, ‘your letter said full disclosure.’ Is that good? I’m not sure I like it. I mean, a gag like this doesn’t need a topper. It demands a topper.”
“For me, there was Jim, and then there was Jimi. And the doors of experience opened wide, never to close again. And that’s the way it will always be, here at Dorsett and Smythe.”
“I know it’s elaborate, but somehow it’s the only way I can quit smoking.”
