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“Is that a gay thing?”
“As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t mind changing yours. Of course, I’d have to give you a good spanking first.”
“Nice quads! But the gluts could do with some work!”
“Oh, you know, the usual—excessive use of precious nicknames, a Chablis habit that I just couldn’t seem to handle, and something about use of an eyeliner manufactured from three or more endangered species. What are you in for?”
“Hey! Not many of those in a pound! Am I right?”
“I’ll bet someone’s up for a juicy-juice!”
“If you’re an eremite where’s your style?”
“Why? What happens when we get to the top?”
“Yeah, this is my life too. Kids!”
“You look like you’re cross-training for the Hunger Games.”
