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“Just think of this little sweetheart as eighteen feet of soul, tightly wound.”
“Yeah, I could play “Rock-a-bye My Baby With a Dixie Melody,” but why the hell would I want to?”
“I don’t play ‘oom-pah, oom-pah, oom-pah’. I play ooooouuuuuummmmmmpoooooowwwwwwwww!”
“I can’t break a glass, but I can definitely break your heart.”
“‘Carnival in Venice’? Now I think you’re just fucking with me.”
“Yeah, I can definitely do ‘Bolero’, but after ten minutes you’ll both be naked, so maybe we should save that for the after-party.”
“Uh-huh. I probably would be insulted if you asked for ‘Tubby the Tuba’.”
“Well, I’m sorry, Ms., but if you want karaoke tuba you’ll just have to go across the street.”
“No shit! I’m a Jimmy Morrison freak too! You want the extended version of “Light My Fire” or “The End”?
“Can I handle ‘The Man That Got Away’? I can if you can.”
