Legal humor here.
“It’s a simple question, kids! Have you seen the White Whale!”
“Go ahead and see him! Just remember, this thing started out as an ingrown toenail!”
“Don’t act so stuck up! You’d be nothing without Harold Arlen and you know it!”
“What do you mean it’s ‘wrong’ to ask for revenge? Is this the Planet Bullshit?”
“Well, when the Wicked Witch shows up, you’re going to miss my attitude and my harpoon!”
“I am too a children’s classic! A children’s classic with balls!”
“Hate to bust your bubble, kids, but Emerald City is a damn shopping mall! Skip the flying monkeys and ship with me!”
“Oh yeah? Well, I’ve signed Judy Garland for two pictures!
“You never heard of crossover?”
“I’ll bet Toto likes whale blubber, don’t you, Toto?”
