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“Hey, at least they got rid of the office cat. That was huge!”
“If we don’t keep busy they’ll tap on the glass. And we both hate it when that happens.:
“Listen, if I got upset every time Miley Cyrus ignored one of my mash-ups, I’d go crazy!”
“Sure he doesn’t play with us as much as he used to, but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t still care! Don’t be jealous of a damn dog!”
“I don’t know how to break it to you gently, Eddie. We are just not Midtown material.”
“I know this isn’t the best neighborhood for scoring weed. You might have thought of that before you signed on.”
“You said nothing could be worse than that damn cubicle. I guess they took that as a challenge.”
“Okay, let me run this one by you. ‘For a fish bowl was my Yale College and my Harvard,’”
“We’re two white guys trapped in a fishbowl, that’s why the media doesn’t give a shit. If we were dames we’d be huge.”
:Stop whining. When HBO picks up our screenplay this gold fish bowl, as you call it, will be legend.”
