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“So, we’ve got lots of bird feed, right?”
“The great thing is they shit green.”
“Yeah, that’s why they call it ‘Super-Gro’!”
“OK, now we know where an 800-pound sparrow eats. Where do they sleep?”
“What would be really cool is if you could hypnotize them.”
“I think it’s time we paid the Audubon Society a visit.”
“Roger and Sylvia are going to be green with envy.”
“The best thing is, our squirrel problem has simply vanished!”
“Yeah, they’re pretty tame, but, you know, no sudden movements.”
“Once these things go viral, ‘Shark Week’ will be but a memory.”
