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“Oh, honey, haven’t you heard? It’s how you play the game. And I play it all out!”
“Yeah, it fucks with my feet. But it fucks with their concentration even more.”
“No, my feet aren’t killing me. What’s killing me is figuring out how many wheelbarrows I’m going to need to haul away the cash I’m getting from Blahniks.”
“I think we need better signals. I can’t be changing my damn shoes every time we need a suicide squeeze.”
“Homo night just brings out the beast in me.”
“I’m a pitcher, all right, but I’m a pitcher who cares.”
“I just have days, you know? Some days I’m Pete Rose. Today, Christian Louboutin. Go figure.”
“No, they’re suede d’Orsay. Why do you ask?”
“Because open toes are for girls, that’s why.”
“Flats after six? What am I, a farmer?”
