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“You homo.”
“Welcome to ‘Fucked By An Angel’.”
“Nice shot, Beelzebub.”
“Seventh Circle wasn’t hot enough for you, eh, turd breath?”
“Oh, you’re going to be rear-ended too. Rear-ended by Jesus!”
“Don’t they have turn signals where you come from, farm boy?”
“OK, I guess this means you have to be my pimp for the next couple of centuries.”
“Let’s just say that if you can’t turn yourself into Scarlett Johansson by the time I count ten, you’re going to be in big fucking trouble.”
“See, the difference between you and me is when I say ‘God damn it,’ it happens.”
“No, dude, it’s going to take more than a miracle to get your ass out of this one.”
