Legal humor here.
“This is the perfect car for New York! To the pedestrians who say ‘I’m walking here!’ this car says ‘No, you aren’t!’”
“You’ll never need to buy tires, but regularly scheduled manicures are strongly recommended.”
“Just keep it away from SmartCars and Mini-Coopers. I mean, that would solve your fuel problem, but it might create some legal issues.”
“This car is pure id. Once you sit behind the wheel, you can kiss your superego goodbye.”
“Aggressive, yes, but extremely loyal.”
“Face it, you’ve always wanted to bite people. This car does it for you.”
“It does have a tendency to chase other cars, but you can break that habit very easily.”
“Oh, its very affectionate around small children, if they’re properly behaved.”
“I use hi-test or hamburger, whichever is cheaper.”
“Of course, you’ll want to give it its own garage.”
