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“Well, the eggs benedict are a non-starter. I wouldn’t wish my Hollandaise on anyone.”
“I usually skip the preliminaries and go straight for the stir-fry. But if you like the stuffed mushroom caps be my guest.”
“No extra charge for the extra virgin. Well, that’s big of them.”
“Yeah, I figured you for a shake-and-bake gal.”
“Oh, I was a huge skeptic. But the crepe pans here practically cook themselves.”
“Maybe it’s just me, but that Cobb salad is looking awfully good all of a sudden.”
“Management assumes no responsibility for sauces or soufflés. That’s a little pissy.”
“Sure it’s good hot off the griddle. But wait till you try it hot on the griddle!”
“I can julienne up a storm if you want to go that way.”
“Before you say anything, wait until you see the complimentary oven mitts.”
