Legal humor here.
“He said ‘Tell them that the last time you saw me, I was singing ‘Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds’.’ He appeared to find that quite amusing.”
“I’m sorry, but every time you call, he just says ‘SHAZAM’ and takes off.”
“You were right, Madge. They did give him a key to the executive wash room.”
“Yeah, a prune Danish, lightly toasted. Maybe on a gold plate, if you’ve got one of those.”
“Apparently, the ‘S’ stood for Shakyamuni. Who knew?”
“He said he’d back by 1:30, but I wouldn’t count on it.”
“I told him it was important, but he just went all Don Draper on my ass.”
“He’s telecommuting, all right, but not to this galaxy.”
“He always said he’d sell out if the price was right.”
“Be sure to act surprised. Then he’ll say ‘What’s the big deal? A lot of people walk to work.’ It always puts him in a good mood.”
