Legal humor here.
“I’ll count if I want to, goddamn it. It’s not like they can see my lips.”
“Now, don’t be a pushover. Remember, you’re proud, tempestuous. You have to be won.”
“I told you Springsteen wouldn’t work in a venue like this. We need something bold and brassy. And repetitive.”
“Hey, tight pants! Not so close!”
“I know it’s not like the old days. That’s the point.”
“Yeah? Well, it would also work better if you were a beautiful woman.”
“Well, if it’s so important, maybe I should wear the sword.”
“But if there isn’t going to be any blood, then we don’t need the sand. And it’s hell to dance on.”
“If we had backup dancers, we wouldn’t have to be on every second.”
“This is where castanets would help.”
