Legal humor here.
“I’m sure that Mr. Hutchinson will come down from the wall when he feels it is safe to come down from the wall.”
“You shouldn’t take this personally, Mrs. Hutchinson. Many men have an affinity for the perpendicular.”
“No, I don’t think your husband is fighting the process. I think he’s engaging the process on his own terms.”
“As first sessions go, this has been more productive than most.”
“I find that, for many clients, increased distance can lead to increased openness.”
“I know it’s freaking you out, Mrs. Hutchinson, but I also think you’re overlooking a subtle cry for help.”
“Well, if he says he isn’t doing it on purpose, maybe he’s telling the truth.”
“If I were you, I’d worry more about the plaid shirt.”
“On the upside, this week he left the TV at home.”
“And then you should follow that up with long, lingering kisses along the inner thigh.”
