Legal humor here.
“Lemme put this way, kid: diehard Freudians die hard. Just keep your head down and keep talking.”
“Don’t worry, kid. If they nick you, the session’s on me.”
“Okay, so how does this make you feel?”
“So what did your boyfriend say when you told him your analyst told you you were too good for him?”
“I won’t charge you for bullets unless I have to reload.”
“Guess Jerry is really missing his Xanax.”
“Sometimes, girlfriend, concealed carry is a shrink’s best friend.”
“Ginnie, we psychiatrists have a saying: ‘The boundaries of a successful transference therapy are notoriously ill-defined.’”
“No, I’m not angry. But, obviously, he is.”
“Generally, we don’t see this until the third month.”
