Legal humor here.
“I’ll tell you why singing ‘Row, row, row your boat’ with irony doesn’t cut it. Because this galley is an irony-free zone. Capisce?”
“Well, we’re all friends of the captain, in a manner of speaking. But that’s not a good thing.”
“No, this isn’t why you went to Wharton. It’s why we all went to Wharton.”
“Okay, maybe you did have lunch with Maureen Dowd. I’m just saying, the odds are pretty good that you won’t be doing that again.”
“Well, whoever told you about the cappuccino machine was lying.”
“The rule on this boat is, the guy in the suit does the rowing.”
“I told you small caps would come back to bite you in the ass.”
“I hate to break it to you, but the ‘upside’ here is death.”
“Yeah, they always put the newbies in with the old timers. I’ve been here for three weeks, and Jeff’s been in for almost four.”
“They took your iPhone, huh? That’s tough.”
