Legal humor here.
“You’ll be riding shotgun.”
“You have a choice of Wilber or Orville.”
“I’m afraid we won’t be able to take you all the way to
Chicago today, Mr. Prescott. But we can take you 120 feet closer than you are
now, guaranteed.”
“Beverage service will be limited. And, frankly, so will
everything else.”
“I don’t believe that ‘aisle or window’ was a ridiculous
question. I believe it is an existential one.”
“There is no chewing gum, and the ‘baling wire’,
as you call it, is from Steinway & Sons. Any further questions?”
“I can knock off another twenty bucks if you don’t mind
helping with the propellers. You know, ‘contact’ and that sort of thing.”
“No, I don’t believe that wearing this cute little vest makes
me God. But it does render me impervious to the insults of the Great Unwashed.”
“You’ll be glad to know that all seats on this flight are
fully reclinable.”
“You’ll be your own in-flight movie on this one.”
