Legal humor here.
“Damn! Who let the dogs out?”
“Just
remember, Smedley, if they don’t have
a ceiling, we don’t have a floor.”
“Wow! Who
knew the San Andreas Fault could be the key to corporate advancement?”
“I guess
they think they’ve been oppressed too!”
“Risk Management
101, Smedley. Never volunteer.”
“Let this be
our little secret, Smedley. Up here on the 27th floor, thinning the
herd is far from a figure of speech.”
“If you want
to wear French cuffs for a living, Smedley, you’ll learn to ignore this sort of
thing very quickly.”
“Let’s hope
they don’t speak English.”
“Well, shit!
Talk about corporate America! I never would have believed that death could have
undone so many!”
“Yeah,
nothing like a little retrenching to let the bird fly higher.”
