Legal humor here.
“You won’t mind backing up Helen on this one, will you, honey?”
“Hey, it’s Magicianalapallooza! Anything can happen! But, you know, probably not twice in a row.”
“Remember Grace Kelly? That was her box.”
“Hey, I’m loving the cheekbones and I’m loving the legs. So, you know, whichever suits you.”
“Yep, small on the outside and big on the inside. I don’t know how they do it, but you’re going to love it. Just keep wiggling those tootsies. Without the tootsies, we got no act.”
“Well, I mean, it’s either the box or the hat. A girl who can come out of a hat we can definitely use.”
“Yeah, Brad Pitt loves this shit. And he always comes back stage.”
“The new Batman? It’s going to be all about magic. And you’ll be in on the ground floor.”
“No, it doesn’t have to be this! Can you catch a bullet between your teeth?”
“I didn’t say it was Streetcar. I said it was a start.”
