Legal humor here.
“Your father calls it his ‘Bird Cave’.”
“Children, all I can say is that the line between security and servitude is less than absolute.”
“They say it’s the coming thing but it isn’t.”
“Never take a worm from him and never give him one either.”
“I’ve seen these things come and go. Trust your old mother. Nothing says ‘home’ like good old twigs and spit.”
“I’d like to see him hatch an egg in it.”
“I’m not saying he’s gay. I’m saying he’s brightly colored.”
“It started with the cuckoos and it’s going to end there too.”
“If he’s so cool where’s his flat-screen?”
“You know what cats call those things? Supper.”
