Legal humor here
“Trust me, white boy. Your life just got a whole lot more interesting.”
“Drop your socks and grab your cock, sonny boy. Because you’re going places.”
“Let’s see how Old Man Flu stands up to six quarts of whup-ass!”
“Side effects? Well, how about ‘eternal life’!”
“You’re familiar with the expression ‘no pain, no gain’? Well, we’re taking that to the max.”
“I want you to start counting backwards from 10,000, and I want you to do it very, very fast.”
“Since we’re doing this without an anesthesiologist, I’m knocking 20 percent right off the top.”
“It’s probably better if you close your eyes for this one.”
“From now on, if anyone asks you ‘have you had your shots?’, you can give them a truly superior smile.”
“Don’t sweat it! ‘Old Betsy’ here never fails!”
