Legal humor here
“Okay! Now, these babies like a lot of line!”
“Well, no, the ‘seven-hole theory’ isn’t invariably optimal.”
“We need a bigger hole? What the fuck does that mean?”
“Throwing in our rods and getting the fuck out of here sounds like a great idea!”
“A ‘vicious circle’? I like that. Or maybe a ‘fearful symmetry’. Well, I guess we’ll find out if ‘the center cannot hold’, you know what I’m sayin’?”
“Yeah, the thing is, when the swallows come back to Capistrano, they don’t eat you.”
“I think it’s that El Niňo stuff. Latin America’s always fucking with us.”
“Odds are, they’re Carcharhinus leucas, one of the few sharks capable of osmoregulation. Nature’s always up to something.”
“Hey, you’re the guy who’s always saying ‘Go big or go home.’ You make the call.”
“The light of reason arrayed against blind, ravenous instinct? I don’t think I like the sound of that.”
