Legal humor here
“Just say ‘Who was your father, Leatherface?’ Trust me, it’ll kill.”
“Just say that you only support juggling that doesn’t destroy the environment.”
“Ask him where he’ll be when all the kids with one hand start showing up at the emergency room.”
“Just say that you’re going to use your chainsaw on government spending.”
“When he’s done, start clapping and say ‘Encore! Encore!’ With any luck he’ll kill himself.”
“Ask him if he was Paul Bunyan’s mohel. Trust me, it’ll kill.”
“Say he belongs in the circus, not in the statehouse.”
“Ask him if he’s related to Carrot Top.”
“Don’t be intimidated! The guy’s an amateur! Once he’s done you get out there and you tap dance your ass off!”
“Trust me! He’s got no finish! When he’s done he has to let the last one drop. When it hits you take a beat and then you say, you know, all David Hyde Pierce, ‘You dropped one.’”
