Legal humor here
“See, I’ve got this movie playing in my head, in my head. I’ve got this movie playing in my head, in my head. And this little doohickey is recording it.”
“Okay, now, when I yell ‘Action!’, you take off all your clothes, and then, you know, we’ll just go from there.”
“I’m taking pictures of people looking at pictures. Yeah it’s cheesy. Welcome to New York.”
“Because I’m the 21st-century Proust, baby. I’m the 21st-century Proust.”
“It’s kind of like an iPhone for my mind.”
“As a matter of fact, all of this is being transmitted to my penthouse where a team of experts scrutinize your every word. But they don’t tell me what to say. They make suggestions.”
“I’ll just say that the rewards of an hyperbolically extended super consciousness are both very subtle and very real.”
“I picked it up at Crazy Eddie’s for ten bucks and now I know why. I see myself as naked and everyone else as fully clothed.”
“See, you may not know it, but silent radio controls your mind. But it doesn’t control mine.”
“So the other Jew says ‘Why bother? For fifteen cents, you can’t complain!’ Seriously, that was Albert Einstein’s favorite joke. He used to tell it at parties all the time.”
