Legal humor here
“Fill out the damn proxy, Harkins, or I’m buying the damn cave!”
“That’s a chicken, right? Because it sure looks like a dog.”
“I hope that isn’t your idea of a mortgage payment, Mr. Jenkins, because if it is it won’t be accepted.”
“Knock off the martyr routine, dad. Since you were ousted, profits have gone through the roof.”
“Okay, you’re not the Old Man of the Mountain, you’re the Middle-Aged Man of the Mountain. Maybe you can tell me where the Old Man lives.”
“When you shot it, was that thing carrying a message?”
“I can’t let you drive, but I can let you sit up front. That should be worth two legs.”
“No, it isn’t an iPhone 6, it’s an iPhone 5. Forgive me if I sound the least bit skeptical of your bona fides.”
“Fill ’er up, sonny. And step on it.”
“No, I’m not a goddamn vegan. But I do have an abiding respect for soap and water.
