Legal humor here
“Okay. This one is way over my head.”
“In these parts, stranger, we don’t settle no vendettas with no balloons.”
“Stranger, if this is a gay thing, you picked the wrong town to get pretty.”
“Stranger, Jed done asked you nice twice to let him hold your balloon. Jed don’t ask nice three times, you understand what I’m sayin’?”
“I thought you said that was going to be a stripy balloon, but I don’t see no stripes.”
“I hope you got an encore for this one, son, but it sure don’t look like you do.”
“Jed will determine the rate of acceleration by plugging the fucker, that’s how he’ll determine the rate of acceleration. Any more questions?”
“This town don’t do whimsy, Rudolfo!”
“Son, I think ole Jed here is gonna call your bluff. Sure you don’t want to take back what you said about Ruby’s pasta?”
“This will not end well.”
