Legal humor here
“Am I Bachelor No. 1? Honey, I think you’re going to make that Bachelor No. 1 in a million.”
“Yes, as a matter of fact, this was your mother’s idea.”
“I’ll be a sort of tour guide for the natural wonders you’re about to behold.”
“I come with the room.”
“Who am I? I’m Mr. ‘Let’s turn that frown upside down,’ that’s who I am.”
“What can I say? It’s Emily Dickenson Night at the Copa.”
“At this point, your choices are “I Gotta Be Me” and “Volare”.
“No, I’m the big man on the wedding cake, if you know what I mean.”
“I am wearing a leopard-skin loin cloth. But how we get there is entirely up to you.”
“Yeah, I know. In the ad I was naked. They should really stop showing that.”
