Legal humor here
“You know something, Frenchie, there’s something about you that just doesn’t jibe.”
“Am I down a tenner or a tanner? You keep changing it on me.”
“What would I like? I would like you to stop saying ‘I say’ every time I take a shot.”
“Oh, yeah, I like oolong, but oolong doesn’t like me.”
“On this round, we’ll be playing for all the crumpets.”
“Okay, I give up. Why is an Anglican bishop like an Irish baronet?”
“I’ll take the beer, but skip the steak and kidney pud, if you don’t mind.”
“I’ll call you sir when you can run the table without polishing your monocle and calling me ‘old boy’.”
“On ‘Port Night’ the place is crawling with you guys.”
“See, you’re dropping both your ‘h’s and your ‘r’s, and that’s a dead giveaway.”
