Legal humor here
“Yeah, I should be ashamed of myself. But I’m not.”
“Quit your bitchin! This is what makes New York New York!”
“The traffic? Well, for the Major Deegan, it’s fabulous!”
“These days, I’m pretty much King of the Mountain around here.”
“It’s the apotheosis of something. That’s the good part.”
“Well, I don’t see what the Pope has to do with all of this.”
“The 4WD is just crushing it.”
“The bad news is that I have to move it on Wednesdays and Fridays.”
“Yes, I am driving a late-model slate-blue Camry. What’s it to you?”
“Yeah, but I think that if Bob, Tom, and Frank were to come through on this, we would go viral.”
