Legal humor here
“That is so gay.”
“Hey, big boy! Where’s your suit?”
“Definitely a Taurus.”
“On the other hand, his French is impeccable.”
“They say his wife is a real cow.”
“Apparently, his family owns half of Herefordshire.”
“All hat and no cattle, as we say back home.”
“Well, the fertilizer business isn’t exactly known for its shrinking violets.”
“There’s nothing more tedious than a young bull grown old.”
“He doesn’t know what to do with himself now that he’s retired from the ring.”
“Maybe he would stop if you would ask him in Spanish.”