Legal humor here
“Thirty seconds from now, they won’t be looking so gorgeous.”
“Diablement intelligent, ces Américains!”
“Hey, where are they from, the Isle of friggin’ Lesbos?”
“Take it from me, nudity is a good starter, but a bad finisher.”
“If it isn’t a cloud formation, we’re fucked.”
“I’m trying to be blasé. How can I be blasé when I got a goddamn crowbar in my jock?”
“Well, I think singing "La Marseillaise” would be very appropriate.“
"Damn it! If were wearing black leather, we would kill.”
“Pretty, yes. But can they fight?”
“It’s almost too Bryn Mawr.”