Legal humor here
“The good news is, it’s free. Although, naturally, we do accept bequests.”
“Officially, this is a confessional, but if you just feel like complaining, I’ll understand.”
“Another good thing, you can fidget as much as you want.”
“Trust me. What an MRI is going to tell you, you don’t want to know.”
“Double blind is the gold standard for experimental research, but it can be tough on the participants.”
“I think you’ll find that making peace with God is easier than making peace with Blue Cross.”
“A good old-fashioned rosary novena should have you up and about in no time.”
“See, Jesus didn’t have a fancy MRI scanner. He had a Cross.”
“I wouldn’t use the word ‘fraud’. I’d use the word ‘placebo’.”
“No, you can’t sue us. There’s no point in being tart.”
