Legal humor here
“Soot may be dirty, but it’s real, you know what I’m saying? Solar power ain’t shit. Ain’t no solar power when the sun don’t shine. That’s what I’m saying.”
“You know what gets me? Kids don’t read Tootle no more. That’s what gets me. Because that’s where it all started.”
“Yeah I’d sell my soul for half a ton of real bituminous coal. Know why? Because the bituminous coal in this town ain’t shit, that’s why.”
“Shit, they used to write songs about us! The Wabash Cannonball! The Atchison, Topeka, and the Santa Fe! The Atchison, Topeka, and the Santa Fe! Damn straight! Damn straight! Hear that lonesome whistle! Blowing ’cross the trestle! You gotta problem with that, short stuff?”
“Bartender! Bartender! Jesus, who do you have to fuck around here for a boilermaker?”
“You know what I’m saying? When they took the El out of this town, they took the guts out of this town. That’s what I’m saying.”
“Renewable energy, my ass! I’ll tell you something, sweetheart. This baby don’t need no batteries. I got my own kind of juice, and I like it just fine.”
“So he says to me, what do they call you and I says around these parts I’m known as the Midnight Special and he says the Midnight Special that’s got kind of a ring to it I just might write a song about you. Yeah, so that’s how Johnny Cash and me hooked up.”
“Yeah, I still got a fire in my boiler, but the world can’t handle my smoke.”
“You know what I got? I got the locomotion that drives the little girls wild, that’s what I got. Damn straight. Damn straight! You’ve got this one, right?”
