Legal humor here
“You know what they say—it always rains on the unloved! Particularly when they don’t kiss their wives goodbye in the morning!”
“Somebody up there wants to kick your ass!”
“Okay, I’m definitely getting you goggles for Christmas!”
“Now will you get rid of that damn black cat?”
“Wow! That can’t be good!”
“Good luck with that one, Mr. Walk Between the Drops!”
“Wow! You just got your ass handed to you in a big way!”
“That’s what I call instant karma!”
“See what happens when you don’t have time for oatmeal, Mr. Indispensable?”
“Damn! We Lilliputians just can’t catch a break, can we?”
