Legal humor here.
“Two thumbs up? Sailor, in this man’s Navy brevity is still a virtue.”
“Sailors don’t smile. They salute.”
“Where’s his damn gob hat, sailor? If you are one.”
“Old Iron Butt thinks you’re not giving it the right snap.”
“Losing the wink was definitely a step in the right direction, but only a step.”
“Don’t they make one with an eye-patch and maybe a sabre scar?”
“Where’re you from, the H.M.S. Pinafore?”
“Two thumbs up? This is a command, sailor, not a goddamn movie review.”
“For one thing, from a hundred yard out, you can’t tell if he’s smiling or frowning.”
“Don’t you have any GIFs?”
