Hepcat: Okay, what’s goin’ down here? One cat’s got a hatchet, the other one’s stealing a bicycle. This will not end well.
Seriously, what is the deal here? Are these guys working together? So what, they’ll cut down a tree and carry it off on the bicycle? Okay, that does not make any sense. What sort of crime requires a hatchet and a bicycle? Seriously, have these dudes thought this thing through?
As long as they don’t come after my cigs, I’m okay. A hepcat without a cig is not a hepcat. That cat dragging the bicycle is giving hoodies a bad name. I think I could carry off a hoodie, even a four-foot job. Chicks would go crazy for that. Man, I could get so much tail. Like I don’t have plenty already!
Yeah, but what’s the deal with the hatchet? I may have to advance to the rear on this one. Yeah, discretion is definitely looking like the better half of valor right about now. This cat has no time for psychos.
Drawing courtesy of the Sketching Sketcher of Harrisburg, PA.
